Hey there, lumberjack - don’t try this at home!

I tend to barely glance at the messages in my spam (Gmail)/junk (Mail) folders, scanning for important words or something immediately recognizable. Usually all the Viagra, “enlarge your penis” and get “prescriptions at super low prices” subject lines don’t do anything but annoy me. I laughed-out-loud at this one, though, and thought I’d share:

“With our Soft Cialis Tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick.(Warning: don’t try it).”

I love that it says “the wood” and I’m still trying to decide how glorious it would be had it read “ . . . you will be able to chop the wood with your wood.” Hee, hee.