Hats-off to you, Sarah. I have been having a terrible beginning-to-my week, but Sarah introduced me to something incredibly funny that's been right there under my nose all along:
In particular, she sent me two of the best, "Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort" and "My Turtle Needs a Booty Call". I'm giggling like an idiot over here. I also really like "Couch - Very Uncomfortable, Red - $3.75", "Will pay to catch your cold!" and (slightly morbid but funny) "My ghost is such a joke!"
That blanket fort one is AMAZING. I'm also a fan of "[D]on't expect me to pull out my magic maid wand" from the Merry Maids: we ain't THAT merry post.